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    6/3/2006

    太监和阴阳人

    胡椒被淹了
    莱福是母的!!!
    尽然养了九个月后才发现SHE是只杨贵妃
    还是只黑长毛的杨贵妃!
    2005年10月好像是,我不喜欢的动物,他盯着我看,我也是,他时不时地想要前进的趋势,
    有个老鼠是他的生活的大部分,他抱着它啃,线被啃掉好几次。
    他是个猪!典型的,他整天不会说话,只知道吃,拉屎,睡觉,和他的假想敌斗争!
    他是个可怜的猪!
    他去过7各地方,712宿舍(大本营)711,708(见客,那是一只钢牙鸵鸟,
    曾要死一只仓鼠;瑶的鱼;后来又有一只;还有吓死一只母猫,她极度恐惧而死),316(偷
    渡人口大检查时期,去避难),美院(人心惶惶的假期去投宿),还有就是做了一回明星猫,
    结果连走路都不敢走。
    交过一个女朋友,在美院时期听说俩人趴一起可浪漫了!
    和他的小姨我单独待在一起过了7天的五一,结果谁也不理谁,一句话也没说,我只是按点喂他
    长了两斤,还学会了在箱子里睡觉,还会自己开门了……唯一我发现一件事我很郁闷,他发情了……
     
    他是个很贱很贱的猪!
    他的大妈,瑶,一个强悍的女人~“还敢出爪?”“把爪子收回去!”“三天不收拾你就可以上房揭
    瓦了??!!!”“几天没打你就给鼻子上脸的啦??!! ”……等等经典台词都是
    收拾这个很贱很贱的猪时常脱口而出的。“猫~~”一般下一句对白就是这样,每次被打完后还
    是该干嘛干嘛。

    直到前几天,我很好奇得想看看他的小弟,可是当我和瑶都没有看到时,我们才知道莱福这个白吃肥猪是个母猫~~他(她)的肥胖使我怀疑是不是怀孕了~~当然那是不可能的
      虽然那只咬死很多东西的鸵鸟是有前科,但既是紧要关头我们这些作家长得也只得把他们生米煮成熟饭了……
    那天各个宿舍的街坊都争先恐后的要看动物世界的A片,可是折腾了一晚上,来福困得不行了,我和
    瑶困得也不行了,只有胡椒(那只鸵鸟猫)还在例行公事似的狠追……但前奏太长,没有高潮,
    甚至没有经过,结果就是胡椒被淹了……好惨阿~~

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    Lucy,
    背景音乐很好听,新照片也很棒...
     
    我没经你同意,拿了你9张照片出去洗。现在他们已经躺在我的相册里...
                                        希希,我之前有个耳洞,本以为长死了的,
    可昨天发现它在出脓,于是就弄了弄,结果给捅开了..很疼很疼`````
    之前就是因为发炎觉得它疼,才不要了,任它长和了。
    如今捅开了,就有种失而复得的感觉,再疼也要把它留下来````
    呵呵```
    对了,我很喜欢你相片里的那双绣花鞋``
     
    最后,你哭了,我看到了`````
    June 10
    气死我了,明明都写好了准备要发表结果全没了``我还要重新写``````好我重发`````
    June 10
    看了照片,换了直发?照片效果真不错!!很复古呢!
    好羡慕你们在北京哦,还要群演呢.呵呵!!大导演以后多多拍出好片哦!你的风格很贴近潮人的.加油!!
    June 9
    星宇 刘wrote:
    多就回,想你了,我下星期回
    June 6
    楠 周wrote:
    我开始忙了,就不能来帮你演了,回家见哦
    June 3
    狸狐EVo.wrote:
    终于看到了这张new face了!!!哈哈哈...漂亮很多!_^
    June 3
    村长wrote:
    你终于决定开始更新了啊!!呵呵~~
     
    June 3
    更新了~~~~
    June 3

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